Arson

Often we're told "don't burn any bridges".

So what do we do when the bridge is falling down? We repair it with twigs and toothpicks hoping it'll stay up just long enough to cross.

Why tip to across breakin eggshells when there is a very likely explosion to follow your crossing? Why not set the broken timber ablaze and move on to the next bridge?

Today, I am an Arsonist